a bird as big as a battleship

good night i have school tommorow

i got invited to a free company in ffxiv and i didn’t talk to anyone for two weeks because it was scary and now they’ve all started saying hi to me. what is their agenda. what do you mean they’re being nice and welcoming

my stepdad navigates me being trans by not using pronouns at all which is kind of something i don’t mind at all bc we’re both happy that way anyway. today though he used “samself” to refer to me which made me laugh. my gender is just sam and my pronouns are sam/sams/samself

mrsdallogay:

mrsdallogay:

my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

taylor sent me money to pay me back for tickets to snowpiercer and they titled the transaction “snowpisser” our bank must hate us so much

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as an american i will personally contact president obama and tell him to make nasa make tiny robots asap.

you’re doing the lord’s work, don’t stop until the whole american government does nothing but make tiny robots

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i don’t believe you

blame the rich people and their strange cleaning robots

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how cool would it be if they had robots like that chibirobo character. it’d bring you coins and pick up all sorts of weird things.

that would be so cute….. i’m emailing nasa and telling them to get on this asap

friends 4ever

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is it like a roomba or a literal tiny robot??

oh!! that’s it, it’s a roomba!! i’d forgotten the name and i’ve been trying to remember all day, i wish it was a literal tiny robot though

my friend has a tiny robot cleaning his house???? i wish that i was rich so that i could have a tiny robot but i wouldn’t make it clean my house, we’d just hang out

svidrigailovskaya:

hi tumblr!

my friend marlowe is a trans woman and wants to get surgery. her insurance will cover it, but she still has to pay $1k out of pocket. her job doesn’t pay that well but she’s doing her best to save up. if anyone can donate, it’d be really helpful! if you’re unable to donate, at least reblogging this would be fantastic.

thank you!

i’m going to my friend’s place and i’m riding my bike there and it’s been ages since i rode a pushbike. where’s the accelerator